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Thursday, December 29, 2011
Slam!
If you see something in the grocery store called Jalapeño Crab Slammers, you must buy them and devour them. It's a new world law, says me. These are not for the faint of heart.
Where is Ze Island of Sven located? Off the eastern coast of Ze Republic of Sven.
I've noticed you visit Wawa a ridiculous amount. What's the deal? There is such a thing as a stupid question. How's the new grill treatin' ya? Fantastic. Servin' up nothin' but deliciousness three to four times per week. Are you listening to music right now? Yes. What's your favorite word? Onomatopœia
Have you ever tried to hitchhike home from a bar, only to have two cops in one car stop you, ask you to get in the car, then yell shotgun and run to the front door and try to get in? That's a really specific FAQ. But it does ring a bell, yes. How's the Philly life? It's great. No complaints except there's not a Wawa near me. Can you believe that "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" lasted five seasons on ABC back in the 90s? Of course. I would've preferred at least 23. What's wrong with you? Sorry, I’m not taking questions right now.
Do you own a harmonica? That's none of your business. Yes.
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